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Ok, on to a little segment I call...drum roll please...."PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!" I was browsing the inter webs the other day and came across an article...and in this article was the following:
A girl was on Ok Cupid. She viewed a guy's page. She was scrolling, minding her own business, reading what he had to say and then stumbled upon his list of things he does not want in a lady. Now, everyone has a list...but I've never seen one so extensive...
That's a LONG list and I don't blame you if you didn't read every single bullet point but let me highlight some good ones for you..and of course, then I'll have my commentary.
Don't message me if:
- "Your career, which you worked very hard for, will vanish, to be replaced by children that you suddenly discovered you always wanted."
**My Thoughts: I appreciates he likes a successful working woman, HOWEVER, women can both be successful in work and in home life. I know I'm not going to replace my career with children, I will make room for children and the joys that come along...and who's never heard of a woman changing her mind?!? No one! I go back and forth on if I want kids all the time...The future can't be predicted dude and if I just so happen to actually message you because I fit the rest of your crazy requirement, you better take it cuz YOU CRAY! Also kids should be a 2 sided discussion...just saying.
- "You don't wear your bike helmet"
**My Thoughts: Ummm ok but like all the time or just when riding a bike?
- "You don't realize that John Lennon was a 'bono level' douche."
**My Thoughts: Don't ever speak badly about John Lennon....ever
- "You believe there are only a few bad police officers that make the majority look bad, rather than the opposite"
**My Thoughts: WTF?!? Where does this guy live? We're not in 1920 Chi-Town are we? And even if cops are still corrupt and bad...why is this one of his deal breakers?!? Who even thinks of these things?
Ok, I'm exhausted from this guy's list. You can read the rest of his points but just brace yourself.
This next story is from someone else who was on my trip...this story is also about someone she met on OkCupid just like the guy above....soooo maybe that's saying something about the site?? I don't know...see for yourself I guess :P
To keep her identity hidden, we'll call her "The Trier"...because she tried to make it work....or at least see if there was chemistry.
Let's call this guy: Mr. Engrossing
It all started when The Trier went onto OkCupid. She had just moved into a new area and had just gotten dumped so she wanted to see who was around. She was looking at one guy's profile and he messaged her!!! In his charming way, he messaged:
So eloquent isn't he?
But she messaged him back anyways and they set a date to go out. He "planned" the date and they met at his favorite pizza place which was supposed to close 20 minutes after they got there so they were rushing to eat and talk. When they go to pay...she pays her half 0_o Why you ask?!? I don't know
If a guys asks a girl out...he should pay.
If a girl asks a guys out...she should offer to pay but the guy should still pay on the first date = chivalry
Anyways, so she pays half and they decide to go to a local bar. Being the gentleman that he is, he paid for her one beer! So sweet and romantic right? Maybe....until they start talking about their online dating profiles. He continues to tell her that his main photo is his mugshot. Yep, that's right....she's on a date with a convict. Well, kind of. He just took a props to him on getting a good enough mug shot to get girls to take notice on his OkCupid profile.
Oh, not to mention, he kept asking The Trier what she thought his spirit animal was.....
Ok so they decide to leave the bar and take a walk but the handsome convict decided he needed to relieve himself...even though they were just in a place that had a restroom, he thought it was better to just go in the bushes of the park. I mean, why not?
After he's done with his public indecency, they decide to sit on the bench and talk a little more. He becomes a little forward and says "Can I make out with you?"
Being The Trier she is, she agreed to try for the chemistry...and she described it kinda like this:
He was eating her face. She called it a Face Attack...which is not exactly what you want to be described as...the Face Attacker.
Anyways, they finally part ways never to see each other again.
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