Monday, October 13, 2014

The United Dates Of Sarah - Hollllaaaa - Entry 18


I know this might be sad for some of you, but this will probably be the last post for a while. To answer your question, no! It's not because I met someone...I love that optimism though! I'm going through a cleanse. Yes, a dating cleanse. You might not believe this but I deleted all of the dating apps off my phone 0_o

I know, I know! You're probably thinking, "how does your mother feel about that?" Well, she doesn't know...Yikes!! She's out of the country currently and won't be back until next weekend soooo....

But here's why...

I got a new job!! I know I just got a new job but I got another one!! At a production company and it's awesome...but da hours doe! I just don't have time anymore to date...and that's legit, fo real! 

My daily schedule: 

6:30 - Get up to work out
7:45 - Done with workout --> Getting ready for work
9:00 - Leave for work
9:30am - 8:00 (ish. Could be later)pm- I'm at work

I don't want to go out on a date and exert more energy on someone I don't know. I love ME time, and ROOMMATE time and FRIEND time and FAMILY time....Not, some RANDOM GUY time. 

Anyways, so I'm cleansing and just focusing on work and family/friends. And that's why I probs won't be posting that much...cuz I won't have stories....

Ok sooo I don't really have a dating story this week but I do have a funny story about a boy....so I'll tell it!

Let's first get some definitions down...Now what I'm about to talk about is catcalling or...

Hollering...what is hollering? 

By definition to Holler - v. - (of a person) give a loud shout or cry.

Well, girls are wayyyy to familiar with The Holler/Catcall. Guys don't get the holler too much but if they did, it might sound a little like this: 




See, it's not really the same...

Girls get the construction worker or the guy driving by in the car or the guy at the bar who's trying to get your attention as your walking out...

Guys seem to think that hollering will make the girl want them more! In fact though, I've never had that feeling. 

Why would a guy yelling something at a girl make her want to talk to him? And usually it's something disrespectful. 

Here's what happened to me about a week ago: 

I was out and about with an awesome co-worker of mine. We were trying to scout people for a new show we were working on...nbd right? So we decided to cross the street at one point, which would seem harmless...right?? WRONG!

Now, before I get into the story, let me preface it by telling you a little bit about my co-worker. She's a Puerto Rican firecracker who is from New York...that's a feisty combo. She will always have a friend's back and will speak her mind no matter what....with that being said, I'll start the story.

Ok so we're on one side of the street waiting for the little man to light up to walk and there are a couple of people on the other side of the street as well. Finally it's time to cross...

Two guys, our age, are walking towards us and one of them says to me: "That's a very flattering dress, especially at the top and how it shapes your breasts...damn!"

Me: 0_o Um thanks? 

**And without skipping a beat, my co-worker responds...**

My Co-worker: What the f*ck. You nasty ass mother f*cker. Go connect the dots on your f*cking face (because he had some acne) and go to town with it!

The kid had no comeback...because who would??? 

I hope he learned his lesson to be respectful next time and just end the catcall after the "That's a very flattering dress" part.

Well, I guess this is it for a while! Feel free to like the Facebook page www.Facebook.com/TheUnitedDatesOfSarah or email me!